Yesterday, my daughter Maya told me she promised a young man that she would make a home-cooked meal for him the night before. Instead, she went to a place that sells prepared food, brought it back to her apartment and put it all in pots and pans to look like she had made it herself.
All was going well until the young man asked her how she got the grill marks on the chicken!
Here's a tip: Don't try to pass off prepared food as home-cooked if you couldn't have made it at home! :)