Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Embarrassing but True - I Love Bacon

It arrived in an inauspicious USPS Priority Mail cardboard box -- socialized bacon -- bacon for the masses. Bring them your tired, your poor, your vegans! They boast a zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian, and kosher seasoning that makes everything taste like bacon.

And yes; I even ordered the bacon lip balm. Mmmmmm.

Life is good.

Here are some links for the fearless:

Here's a tip: If you hate bacon grease splattered all over your cooktop: Lay strips of bacon on a cookie sheet and cook it in the oven. Perfectly cooked and no mess.

1 comment:

  1. I'm intrigued to say the least.
    Lately, I've found myself craving bacon every day. Of course, it isn't a good idea to consume bacon with such fervor. I must purchase this salt. For my health. And sandwiches. And pasta....